Tehsmarty

John 'Smarty' (TehSmarty) is a regular member of the derp crew. He is often the most teased and laughed at.

Due to his poor long-term skills and losing even to noobs like Mini Ladd at Shellshock, the crew often give all the hate smarty deserves, most of the time.

Smarty won the 2nd most at monopoly, only behind Chilled. Despite this, his victories are the most controversial of the rest of the group.

Smarty often shows poor performance at Tabletop simulator; all of them which he lost to chilled. (lost at guess who cage, 3rd at poker, lost at jumaji)

Smarty has shown, some "creative" strategy in both Worms and Shell Shocked, but still shows room for improvement, (Habits of Friendly fire and driving Chilled and the other Derps crazy in the process.)

In 2017 he attempted to rebrand himself to 'John Page' (sometimes stylised as 'John Freakin Page'), though most of the Derps still call him Smarty